This ancient Chinese healin’ has been passed around for years.
Unfortunately, in the States it’s quite new
But I’ve taken two semesters at the tech school here in town
And I can’t wait to get acupunturin’ you.
Most people haven’t heard yet of the acupuncture/rolf combination. It’s sort of East meets West with some Tai Chi thrown in the stew
Big needle, yes, but I know that you’ll suffer less you see
Because the smaller needles are less familiar to me.
Feel that? I bet that doesn’t feel to good, huh?
Well, you know what they say Buckaroo,
“Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional”
Now how ‘bout a little rolfin’?
Ha! Ha! AAAAHHHHH! Yeah...
You’ll be in agony for a few weeks
And throwing up in a hundred different ways,
But that’s normal when you’ve been studying
Ancient Chinese medicine for only fourteen days.
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